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September 16th, 2002

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01:39 pm - HOW big?
It seems my wife and I are in the business of growing cats. Large cats. Like, miniature lions. We've taken in 6 of the 8 to the vet for their checkups, and discovered an interesting trend.

Pepper, who is actually rather small by comparison, is 9 pounds, 11 ounces.

Stucco, our alpha cat, long thought to be sizeable, is only around 12 pounds.

Salt, who's sweet but freaking -dim- and neurotic, and also Pepper's twin brother, is a whopping 16 pounds, 11 ounces.

Gabriel, the Maine Coon, tops out at 17 pounds, 9 ounces.

We were boggled. And perversely proud. Go kitties. Grow, and eat Japan.
Current Mood: impressedimpressed

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Date:October 1st, 2002 07:40 pm (UTC)

I think they are putting some weird formula in cat food now a days. My cat, Alix, who is only 7 months, already weighs in at over 10 lbs. He will soon be a mini lion as well!

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