I'm back from WFC as if you couldn't tell. I'll talk about this at length later, perhaps. But the most important thing is that I have a pair of stuffed animals from the airport gift shops. One is a tiny buffalo. The other is a large armadillo. They're wearing bandanas and cowboy hats. I've named them Simon and Garfunkle for no particular reason.
A stuffed armadillo. With a COWBOY HAT. This rocks.