President: Jennifer Lopez
Vice-President: Meat Loaf
Secretary: Clark Savage, Jr (at least he's vaguely appropriate to the genre)
Treasurer: Margo Lane
Western Regional Director: Salma Hayek
Overseas Regional Director: Ian Watson (the only man everyone could agree upon, actually)
As I said... a very different lineup indeed.
Congratulations to those who were elected in our current consensual reality.