Michael M Jones (oneminutemonkey) wrote,
Michael M Jones

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Because I promised...

So at work, we're doing shift audits. Bleh. More paperwork. Long story involving missing money. Anyway, to honor that, I hereby present a few rules to live by.

Rule 1: You do not talk about shift audit.
Rule 2: You do -not- talk about shift audit.
Rule 3: A customer asks for help, you leave the register.
Rule 4: Only one guy to a register.
Rule 5: One shift at a time.
Rule 6: No bad checks, no unsigned credit cards, no fake ID.
Rule 7: Shift audits will go on as long as they have to.
Rule 8: If this is your first shift, you have to audit.

Yeah yeah, I'd like to see you do better. It was a long day. :>

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