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May 29th, 2004

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09:44 pm - Because I promised...
So at work, we're doing shift audits. Bleh. More paperwork. Long story involving missing money. Anyway, to honor that, I hereby present a few rules to live by.

Rule 1: You do not talk about shift audit.
Rule 2: You do -not- talk about shift audit.
Rule 3: A customer asks for help, you leave the register.
Rule 4: Only one guy to a register.
Rule 5: One shift at a time.
Rule 6: No bad checks, no unsigned credit cards, no fake ID.
Rule 7: Shift audits will go on as long as they have to.
Rule 8: If this is your first shift, you have to audit.

Yeah yeah, I'd like to see you do better. It was a long day. :>
Current Mood: geekygeeky

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Date:June 9th, 2004 08:02 pm (UTC)
long days and sexual frustration sound so similiar

both seem to make you


never mind

it was pointless

but it does make you ponder the finer things

like oatmeal

and potatoes


and cheetos


gawd im hungry

but must not eat

must fulfill my supermodel image


naomi watch out..

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Date:June 9th, 2004 09:45 pm (UTC)
Er.... yeah.

Welcome, I guess. So what brings you here?
Date:June 10th, 2004 06:12 pm (UTC)
you guess you welcome me

how unbecoming


is that a word?

anyway i come to bring tides of great joy and love

and candy!! ^_^

did you know your last name is british or native american..

could be both


umm the one minute monkey

sounds like a band

are you in a band?

i was up until uhh 5 monthas ago

it rocked

i played bass


and bah

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