Random thoughts I had during the service:
Jesus invented the three-day weekend. Called in dead on Friday, was better in time for work on Monday.
The litany of the saints would be much cooler, if done in a Pokemon Rap style. I still swear the priest was making some of them up.
Jesus was a great poker player even from birth. Why, while in the manger, he had a full house: three Kings, and a pair of Jews.
Don't hurt me. I respect the religion, but my thoughts are whimsical. I shared them with the priest, (except the last one) and he was highly amused.
Tired now. :>